I'm not dead...yet. I'm pretty close though! I forgot just how much I hate packing, especially when you have children who constantly feel the need to either add or remove items from the suitcases when your back is turned.
Once I've set foot on that glorious island nation, I'll resume a regular posting schedule. I have tons of adventures already lined up! A Meat-themed amusement park, sex themed bars, Absolute Ice themed bar, Tokyo Tower, Maid Cafe in Akihabara, Tsukiji Fish market and of course tons of shopping for awesome shit to give away!
So be patient my pretties....I'll be back and abusing your eyeballs soon enough.
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| Can you FEEL the abuse yet? |
*Update*
It's not a doll, it's a person. You're welcome for the nightmares.
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| Because yes, of course I wanted a picture with a creepy sex doll/person. |
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Packing for a move SUCKS!!! Glad it will be done and over for you soon :)
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ReplyDeleteI would NOT want to put ANY thing in that doll. She is freaking SCARY!
But I eagerly await the Maid Cafe because those are intriguing and I want pictures. Because obviously I'm creepy?
Best part? That's not a doll. That is a real person dressed up and wearing that head. You're welcome for your new nightmares.
ReplyDeleteOHMYGOD IT IS! I totally thought that was a cartoon, but it's not! It's a person wearing a head! This is so not fair! I want a head to wear on my head! Where is the head shop that sells these heads?! Look at all the exclamation points in this comment! I feel like I'm yelling at you!
ReplyDeleteI'm so excited to read about all of the fantastic places that you're going to end up visiting! (Don't worry, I'm not yelling this time. Maybe.) I can't wait to see what sorts of debauchery and trouble you get into. I have no doubt in my mind that it's going to be insanely awesome...
I have a chub right now. My lady-boner is halfway hard, and will be stuck in limbo until you go on an adventure. Thanks for the blue balls, asshole.
Have an awesome time!
ReplyDeleteThanks! I hope to :)
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