Now onto the "prizes". They really aren't prizes so much as a "take this shit because I'm an idiot and can't tell the difference between a 1 and 2 in the quantity box".
Winner will get:
A GaijinCracker coffee mug:
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| Of course there was going to tentacles. Don't act surprised. |
A GaijinCracker tote Bag:
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| I'm going to be carrying the exact same one all over Japan. Because I'm awesome. Now you can be awesome too! |
A mouse pad that will have the picture of Piss Alley I took last year on it:
And finally a $10 Amazon e-gift card so you can maybe put it toward get something you *actually* want.
(Like this totally awesome Zombie book. That's what I'd use it for. Because this looks 'effing awesome!)
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| This is not a part of the giveaway. This is an awesome suggestion of something you can get with the giftcard. Because ZOMBIES, BITCHES! |





Cool! I love prizes with tentacles!
ReplyDeleteAnd to answer the extra entry question....condoms and giant fishbowl-sized wineglasses :D
Mmmm condoms and wine. They go together like peanut butter and jelly...at least they do if you're not too drunk to remember the condoms. If you are, then you're screwed.
DeleteI would like to see Gaijin Cracker's name on my ass. But, I suppose that one's up to me, so I'm going to agree and say a giant wine glass. I would drink out of that every damn time. Even Kool-Aid. Because why the eff not?
ReplyDeleteI'm so excited to see what kind of new random misadventures you get yourself into once you get back. I've already got a lady-boner for it...
Get ready to start stroking your lady boner then, because I've already got some serious antics lined up! Maybe one day I can coerce you into joining in...I can promise to maybe not sell your kidney for booze.
DeleteI have two kidneys for a reason, darling...
DeleteI would like to see Gaijin Cracker's name on buttons, maybe stickers, despite how generic that is. Those rubber wristbands would be cool too O 3O maybe some pantsu too =w =
ReplyDeleteI could get behind having a rainbow colored wristband! And stickers too...ooh you just gave me an awesome idea!
DeleteI wanna see the GC name on my mailbox.
ReplyDeleteI wanna keep you! ;)
I'll feed you and everything.
I would like to see Gaijin Cracker's name on a fanny pack. I'd totally rock it!
ReplyDeleteI have a strong feeling you really would too, and that both impresses and worries me!
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ReplyDeleteYou wanna see the GaijinCracker name on Sw33t? Are you offering to tattoo my name on your tit? Because I won't lie, that would be awesome as hell. Do it right around your nipple!
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